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Ron Johnston Posts: 1762
28/03/2006
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Rhymes off the cuff
I'm not very good at this, but here goes: "As I slept last night, I had the darndest dream. I dreamt I was at a caf after light I was sat alone eating peaches and cream, when suddenly I woke with a masive fright and what I saw made me almost scream. it was Tony Blair he was now a knight But he was trying his best to become a Queen." Last edited by Ron Johnston
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Quoting: Ron Johnston I'm not very good at this, but here goes: "As I slept last night, I had the darndest dream. I dreamt I was at a cafe, after light I was sat alone eating peaches and cream, when suddenly I woke with a masive fright and what I saw made me almost scream. It was Tony Blair, he was now a knight, but he was trying his best to become our Queen." Last edited by Ron Johnston
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I think Ive been in that cafe Ron and guess who I did see Sitting like a cheshire cat none other than cherie!! She ordered loads of lovely food upon a massive plate running quite late for the court she was in quite a state!! We wondered how shed eat her meal time was not on her side it kinda shocked the lot of us when she just opened wide!! No problem were the bellowed words as she gave a big grin she lifted that great massive plate and the whole lot just slid in!!!
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Ron Johnston Posts: 1762
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Quoting: Gilli(Mackem) Donkin I think Ive been in that cafe Ron and guess who I did see Sitting like a cheshire cat none other than cherie!! She ordered loads of lovely food upon a massive plate running quite late for the court she was in quite a state!! We wondered how she'd eat her meal time was not on her side it kinda shocked the lot of us when she just opened wide!! 'No problem' were the bellowed words as she gave a big grin she lifted that great massive plate and the whole lot just slid in!!! Very good Gilli.
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We try Ron
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Ron Johnston Posts: 1762
28/03/2006
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Here's another
As you are starting your new day all bright and clean and frisky In Oz we've finished our day, for home we're heading quickly cant wait to get there to relax and to have a nip of whisky. (or two) Last edited by Ron Johnston
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I have not been to bed yet its now five thirty eight so is it early morning or am I up very late?????????? Last edited by Gilli(Mackem) Donkin
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Ron Johnston Posts: 1762
28/03/2006
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My goodness me, you've been up late You'd better go to bed soon mate or you will end up cranky and tired and not be able to concentrate! Last edited by Ron Johnston
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Dont fret about my sleeping Ive always been this way Sometimes I wonder if I know just what is night and day!!
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Ron Johnston Posts: 1762
28/03/2006
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In that case Gilli, I must say You sound as though it is your way As long as you remain so happy carry on, even though I feel so cr*##py. Last edited by Ron Johnston
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I love your little verses your quite a witty cad lets keep this thread a rolling let them all think we are mad!!
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Ron Johnston Posts: 1762
28/03/2006
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OK Ok our Gilli let em think that we are mad I think the rhymes are canny and also not half bad, So lets keep on a posting even though it seems so silly.
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Ron Johnston Posts: 1762
28/03/2006
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Right here now I'll stop, they're closing down the shop. I'm logging off my computer, my mates honking on his hooter. I will return tomorrow cos it sure is fun and a good show. Last edited by Ron Johnston Last edited by Ron Johnston
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Margaret Turner Posts: 20373
28/03/2006
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off the cuff
Bravo.Bravo....
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Byron Smith Posts: 4361
28/03/2006
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A Spanish nursery rhyme: Derdeya derbelo forte lorix inaro demant lorix dematrux feullac ousan chiepan dux
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Ron Johnston Posts: 1762
28/03/2006
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C'mon you lot, get cracken We know you're not me or Mackem If you're not busy, give us the time just rack your brain and send one little rhyme. Last edited by Ron Johnston
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Byron Smith Posts: 4361
28/03/2006
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Quoting: Ron Johnston C'mon you lot, get cracken We know you're not me or Mackem If you're not busy, give us the time just rack your brain and send one little rhyme. Last edited by Ron Johnston Translate my Spanish rhyme and I may send in some proper ones.
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Ron Johnston Posts: 1762
28/03/2006
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Not Byron nor Shakespear My efforts are just simple I couldnt read your Spanish and I not that good at Flemish Lets keep em plain and simple and write them down in English.
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Byron Smith Posts: 4361
28/03/2006
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Ron, it is in English! Its just a Spanish looking English to make the oldies use the grey cells.
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Ron Johnston Posts: 1762
28/03/2006
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I thought so BYron, but I still couldnt make it out. Too early in the morning for me I think. Ill give it another go.
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