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Not So Long Ago! 28 March 2006 02:45
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Rhymes off the cuff

I'm not very good at this, but here goes: "As I slept last night, I had the darndest dream. I dreamt I was at a caf after light I was sat alone eating peaches and cream, when suddenly I woke with a masive fright and what I saw made me almost scream. it was Tony Blair he was now a knight But he was trying his best to become a Queen."   Last edited by Ron Johnston
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Gilli Mackem!! 28 March 2006 05:08
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Quoting: Ron Johnston I'm not very good at this, but here goes: "As I slept last night, I had the darndest dream. I dreamt I was at a cafe, after light I was sat alone eating peaches and cream, when suddenly I woke with a masive fright and what I saw made me almost scream. It was Tony Blair, he was now a knight, but he was trying his best to become our Queen."   Last edited by Ron Johnston
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Gilli Mackem!! 28 March 2006 05:21
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I think Ive been in that cafe Ron and guess who I did see Sitting like a cheshire cat none other than cherie!! She ordered loads of lovely food upon a massive plate running quite late for the court she was in quite a state!! We wondered how shed eat her meal time was not on her side it kinda shocked the lot of us when she just opened wide!! No problem were the bellowed words as she gave a big grin she lifted that great massive plate and the whole lot just slid in!!!
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Not So Long Ago! 28 March 2006 05:26
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Quoting: Gilli(Mackem) Donkin I think Ive been in that cafe Ron and guess who I did see Sitting like a cheshire cat none other than cherie!! She ordered loads of lovely food upon a massive plate running quite late for the court she was in quite a state!! We wondered how she'd eat her meal time was not on her side it kinda shocked the lot of us when she just opened wide!! 'No problem' were the bellowed words as she gave a big grin she lifted that great massive plate and the whole lot just slid in!!! Very good Gilli.
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Gilli Mackem!! 28 March 2006 05:28
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We try Ron
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Not So Long Ago! 28 March 2006 05:35
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Here's another

As you are starting your new day all bright and clean and frisky In Oz we've finished our day, for home we're heading quickly cant wait to get there to relax and to have a nip of whisky. (or two)   Last edited by Ron Johnston
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Gilli Mackem!! 28 March 2006 05:41
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I have not been to bed yet its now five thirty eight so is it early morning or am I up very late?????????? Last edited by Gilli(Mackem) Donkin
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Not So Long Ago! 28 March 2006 05:52
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My goodness me, you've been up late You'd better go to bed soon mate or you will end up cranky and tired and not be able to concentrate! Last edited by Ron Johnston
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Gilli Mackem!! 28 March 2006 05:56
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Dont fret about my sleeping Ive always been this way Sometimes I wonder if I know just what is night and day!!
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Not So Long Ago! 28 March 2006 06:08
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In that case Gilli, I must say You sound as though it is your way As long as you remain so happy carry on, even though I feel so cr*##py.   Last edited by Ron Johnston
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Gilli Mackem!! 28 March 2006 06:15
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I love your little verses your quite a witty cad lets keep this thread a rolling let them all think we are mad!!
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Not So Long Ago! 28 March 2006 06:28
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OK Ok our Gilli let em think that we are mad I think the rhymes are canny and also not half bad, So lets keep on a posting even though it seems so silly.
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Not So Long Ago! 28 March 2006 06:37
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Right here now I'll stop, they're closing down the shop. I'm logging off my computer, my mates honking on his hooter. I will return tomorrow cos it sure is fun and a good show.   Last edited by Ron Johnston Last edited by Ron Johnston
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Margaret 28 March 2006 14:34
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off the cuff

Bravo.Bravo....
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Make Peace - Kill Doves 28 March 2006 16:30
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A Spanish nursery rhyme: Derdeya derbelo forte lorix inaro demant lorix dematrux feullac ousan chiepan dux
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Not So Long Ago! 28 March 2006 22:29
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C'mon you lot, get cracken We know you're not me or Mackem If you're not busy, give us the time just rack your brain and send one little rhyme. Last edited by Ron Johnston
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Make Peace - Kill Doves 28 March 2006 22:33
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Quoting: Ron Johnston C'mon you lot, get cracken We know you're not me or Mackem If you're not busy, give us the time just rack your brain and send one little rhyme.   Last edited by Ron Johnston Translate my Spanish rhyme and I may send in some proper ones.
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Not So Long Ago! 28 March 2006 22:42
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Not Byron nor Shakespear My efforts are just simple I couldnt read your Spanish and I not that good at Flemish Lets keep em plain and simple and write them down in English.
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Make Peace - Kill Doves 28 March 2006 22:57
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Ron, it is in English! Its just a Spanish looking English to make the oldies use the grey cells.
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Not So Long Ago! 28 March 2006 23:07
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I thought so BYron, but I still couldnt make it out. Too early in the morning for me I think. Ill give it another go.
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Margaret 28 March 2006 23:19
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im trying, im trying but i feel so silli how can i hope to compete with you and Gilli?
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Gilli Mackem!! 28 March 2006 23:23
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Quoting: Margaret Craig now Turner i'm trying, i'm trying but i feel so silli how can i hope to compete with you and Gilli? Wey hey you little tinker not one of us did know it as well as being an artist you are a darned good poet!
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Make Peace - Kill Doves 28 March 2006 23:28
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Are you two ladies going to decipher my Spanish-looking-English verse, on page 3?
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Not So Long Ago! 28 March 2006 23:28
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Please help now if anyone can I cant translate the man He wrote a ditty all in code and I just cant read what mode. I've turned it round and up again and shook the words all over the place, but still they read some foreign vain, It's staring me right in the face. I'll leave you for a little while and come back a bit later I'll think about it with a smile while I peel another tater!   Last edited by Ron Johnston
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Make Peace - Kill Doves 28 March 2006 23:31
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I thought you were tired Ron? Thats great rhyming for the occasion.
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Gilli Mackem!! 28 March 2006 23:31
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Quoting: Byron Smith Are you two ladies going to decipher my Spanish-looking-English verse, on page 3?
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Not So Long Ago! 28 March 2006 23:33
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Trying Mate, trying. I just cant get my mind round it.
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Margaret 28 March 2006 23:33
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Quoting: Byron Smith Are you two ladies going to decipher my Spanish-looking-English verse, on page 3?
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Gilli Mackem!! 28 March 2006 23:36
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Quoting: Byron Smith A Spanish nursery rhyme: Derdeya derbelo forte lorix inaro demant lorix dematrux feullac ousan chiepan dux BAFFLED
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Not So Long Ago! 28 March 2006 23:43
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So am I, I think the middle is something like this There they are there below 40 lorries in a row them arent lorries them are trucks Full of cows and sheep and ducks Last edited by Ron Johnston
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Make Peace - Kill Doves 28 March 2006 23:45
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It may help if you read it out loud to yourelf, or family.
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Make Peace - Kill Doves 28 March 2006 23:46
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Youre almost there Ron!
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Gilli Mackem!! 28 March 2006 23:46
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Byron I think you are really unkind this aint the thread to find Mastermind! MERRYYYYYYYYYYY CHRISTMASSSSSS
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Not So Long Ago! 28 March 2006 23:51
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I'm feeling totally wasted My mind is constipated I tried real hard to break that puzzle But ended up with a schimozzle.   Last edited by Ron Johnston
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Make Peace - Kill Doves 28 March 2006 23:57
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Youre so close Ron. I know that as you keep looking at it - youll get it, and Im not going to help, or give the answer. Its not mastermind, as Gilli thinks, its glaring at you.
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Make Peace - Kill Doves 28 March 2006 23:59
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Quoting: Gilli(Mackem) Donkin Byron I think you are really unkind this aint the thread to find Mastermind!
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Gilli Mackem!! 29 March 2006 00:16
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Quoting: Byron Smith You're so close Ron.  I know that as you keep looking at it - you'll get it, and I'm not going to help, or give the answer.  It's not mastermind, as Gilli thinks, it's glaring at you. Glaring at me..Ive been sitting glaring at it for eternity I think
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Not So Long Ago! 29 March 2006 00:23
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The other day out there below 40 lorries in a row them arent lorries them are trucks Full of cows and sheep and ducks. What do you reckon Gilli? Last edited by Ron Johnston
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Not So Long Ago! 29 March 2006 00:34
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Now Byrons gone and left us with the puzzle still unsolved I think Im getting closer although I think Im going to cuss. Ill wait for Marg and Gilli to see what they evolve. I hope that we can solve it without to much more fuss.
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Gilli Mackem!! 29 March 2006 00:53
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Quoting: Ron Johnston The other day out there below 40 lorries in a row them arent lorries them are trucks Full of cows and sheep and ducks.   What do you reckon Gilli? Last edited by Ron Johnston Im gannen for a coffee!
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Not So Long Ago! 29 March 2006 01:08
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Me too. Need a cafeine fix!
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Make Peace - Kill Doves 29 March 2006 01:47
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You havent quite got the first line Ron. "The other day out" isnt right - but the rest is dead on!
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Not So Long Ago! 29 March 2006 01:58
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Quoting: Byron Smith You haven't quite got the first line Ron.  "The other day out" isn't right - but the rest is dead on!   There they are there below 40 lorries in a row them arent lorries them are trucks Full of cows and sheep and ducks Last edited by Ron Johnston
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Make Peace - Kill Doves 29 March 2006 12:35
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Excellent Ron! I knew youd get there - we must have similar think commitments.
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Not So Long Ago! 29 March 2006 23:29
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I guess so Byron. Must be the Penarth air.
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Not So Long Ago! 30 March 2006 07:11
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I was trimming my beard, when I had a cough and as a result had to shave it off now my face looks bare like a, No Id better Parse, I was going to say like a horses ????
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Gilli Mackem!! 30 March 2006 07:19
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Quoting: Ron Johnston I was trimming my beard, when I had a cough and as a result had to shave it off now my face looks bare like a, No I'd better Parse, I was going to say like a horses ????
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Gilli Mackem!! 30 March 2006 08:52
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Goodmorning Ron, it seems to be This thread is mainly you and me! Perhaps a lot are poetry shy So its just down to you and I
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Not So Long Ago! 30 March 2006 08:57
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I thought by now wed hear from Trev Perhaps someone can send a rev Hes always there to state his cause perhaps hell join us on these shores
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Gilli Mackem!! 30 March 2006 09:02
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You never know who could appear Sometimes these threads are very queer it would be nice with others too but I dont mind..Ill stick with you!
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