Son of 'I've been wondering'
to the man who made sure that they were all lined-up correctly before the start, Chalk Marx.
I know there was an Ear Marx who was always put on the spot!
We mustn't forget the pole vaulter Hi Marx. either.
"Gott in Himmell" Stand by for Suicide Pills and or the possibility of Germany invading Poland
Saurkraut or Wot Went Wong
Not many Dressing Rooms will have a Tea Spoon, Small Pair of Weighing Scales and a bag of White Powder each in their Kit Bag. (And thats just the England Team ) Except for St Michael of course.
"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me." General George S. Patton. "Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion." Norman Schwartzkopf. "We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it." Marge Simpson "As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure" Jacques Chirac, President of France "As far as France is concerned, you're right." Rush Limbaugh, "The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee." Regis Philbin. "The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can sit outside in Paris and drink little cups of coffee, but why this is more stylish than sitting inside and drinking large glasses of whisky I don't know." P.J O'Rourke (1989). "You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the 1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have the face for it." John McCain, U.S. Senator from Arizona. "You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French, people!" Conan O'Brien "I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get Hitler out of France either" Jay Leno. "The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German flag." David Letterman Only thing worse than a Frenchman is a Frenchman who lives in Canada. Ted Nugent. War without France would be like ... uh ... World War II. The favorite bumper sticker in Washington now is one that says 'First Iraq, then France.'"( Tom Brokaw.) "What do you expect from a culture and a nation that exerted more of its national will fighting against DisneyWorld and Big Macs than the Nazis?" (Dennis Miller.) "It is important to remember that the French have always been there when they needed us."( Alan Kent) "They've taken their own precautions against al-Qa'ida. To prepare for an attack, each Frenchman is urged to keep duct tape, a white flag, and a three-day supply of mistresses in the house." (Argus Hamilton )"Somebody was telling me about the French Army rifle that was being advertised on eBay the other day -- the description was, 'Never been fired . Dropped once.'" Rep. Roy Blunt (MO) "The French will only agree to go to war when we've proven we've found truffles in Iraq." Dennis Miller Raise your right hand if you like the French ...raise both hands if you are French. Q. What did the mayor of Paris say to the German Army as they entered the city in WWII? A. Table for 100,000 m'sieur? "Do you know how many Frenchmen it takes to defend Paris? It's not known, it's never been tried."( Rep. R. Blount (MO) "Do you know it only took Germany three days to conquer France in WWII? And that's because it was raining." (John Xereas, Manager, DC Improv.) The AP and UPI reported that the French Government announced after the London bombings that it has raised its terror alert level from RUN TO HIDE only two higher levels in France are SURRENDER AND COLLABATE The rise in the alert level was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively disabling their military. French Ban Fireworks at Euro Disney (AP), Paris, March 5, 2003 The French Government announced today that it is imposing a ban on the use of fireworks at Euro Disney. The decision comes the day after a nightly fireworks display at the park, located just 30 miles outside of Paris, caused the soldiers at a nearby French Army garrison to surrender to a group of Czech tourists.
The whole area was cordoned off while specialists examined it carefully.
Totally baffled, and afraid to touch it, they asked the British for help.
A British Army bomb expert was flown in, and immediately identified it as a can of deodorant spray.
FACTS.... Our Harry who had previously scored six fine goals and looked so sharp has hardly been in the last two games and i can't recall him having a shot. I think it will emerge that Harry Kane has been carrying an injury. Bringing Jamie Vardy on did not seem to help the Forward line and sadly the did not play as a team. Realisicaly if it had not been for our Goalkeeper Radford wth his Super saves in the Match before we would not have been playing last night. His performance against the Croats, again took us into Extra TIme.
SO. "They will be Flying Home by "CRYANAIR" to their £150,000 Cars, Multi Roomed Mansions, To earn Salary's even the Highest Government Officials or Scientist can Command Boo Hoo.
Meanwhile spare a Thought for theSupporters, Poor Buggers who have spent their Life Savings to follow a Dream
Running is at the top of the list, together with wrestling, and if you think about it, they
both form the basis of soccer1
By the way JD - our goalie is called Pickford. I thought he was good at stopping shots above ground but crap when they came skimming the grass.
I think the next Olympic event was walking 100 yards without your kn...ers touching the ground. (Much easier and less painful)
Following the other events learning to walk and fart at the same time had to be mastered. They reckon Gerald Ford US President couldn't pass that test!
Likewise, there were 2 members of my golf club with the surname Day. One was Brian and the other was Darren. I could not help myself and Paired them in a 'Better Ball' competition. Their names appeared thus:
B Day & D Day
In an Upper Crust accent he said "My name is Marmaduke, St. John (pronounced Sinjun), William, Arthur Gerrard, Alderson" "My Father died during the war and Mummy is a Ballet Dancer"
Not even a Snicker from the class. The reason being, as a 12 year old he was well over 6 ft tall and built like a brick 'outhouse' As it happens he was a really good lad.