I've been wondering!!!!
I can honestly say Ive never seen one as big as Prince Harrys. Im talking about the size of his bodyguard, not his bits.
Is it just me , I wonder, who imagines the news is increasingly being ambushed by craziness? Three Russian women [that's a moot point but they claim to be!] belonging to a punk group called "Pussy Riot" [Russian for "Cat Fight!"],have been jailed for staging an anti-Putin protest."Pussy Riot" staged a punk rock concert in a church and asked the Virgin Mary to rid Russia of Putin. They immediately gained support from the Queen of crassness herself, Madonna, and , somewhat ironically considering he's a confirmed vagina decliner, Stephen Fry. That should convince Putin eh!"Pussy Riot" are also being supported by someone named "Bjork"which sounds similar to the noise I used to make when throwing up! Madonna herself is never far from musical offences against the Virgin, and Paul McCartney who is older than the Virgin judging by his singing! Then you have an absolute Oscar candidate for stupidest politician of the year, one Republican congressman name of Todd Akin referring to "legitimate rape" and claims that a raped woman can somehow mysteriously turn off her ovaries to prevent conception. It defies the imagination, well mine anyway, to realise that this cretin was not only elected to the US Congress but was also the front runner in his senate race. I'm so glad I'm sane! Last edited by Colin Hall
Ive been wondering about the name of the US Presidential candidate, Mitt Romney. What in the hell sort of name isMitt? Is it an abbreviation of Mitchell, Mitten or possibly Messerschmitt? None, its his proper name, Willard Mitt Romney, Bishop in the Church of Jesus Christ of the Latter Day Saints. Just the guy for Mister Prez-ee-dent! Craziness is spreading lads!
Is there an atheist run insurance company that doesn't use 'Act of God' as a get-out clause? Last edited by John Richards
Quoting: john daly [I]Quoting: Pamela Forbes [I] If there is one you can be guaranteed that there'll be something fishy in the small print....... probably 'Act of Cod' I'll get my cape..... shouldent that be Carp. Have you tried the Revrogperry Assurance Co.? You get a Crucifix just for enquiring. [I] Last edited by john daly[/I][/I] What? No Parker pen and how about atheists? What do we get? A bolt of lightning?
When Patricia heard about the Prince Harry photos she was slightly dismissive observing that, It wont be any different to anybody elses - I dont suppose it will have a crest on it. TC.
Quoting: John Richards I've been wondering about the name of the US Presidential candidate, Mitt Romney. What in the hell sort of name is'Mitt'? Craziness is spreading lads! Maybe hes handy with his fists? TC.
If you tried to sue God, you would be on your own. All the witnesses would be Jehovahs.
Quoting: Colin Davies be aware! it is a thin line you are treading, regarding thinly disguised puns, Oldham is not out of my reach either. Thats okay Colin - Ive emigrated to......sorry, got to dash. TC.
Ive been wondering how people who dont have computers, printers, and internet access go on for many things these days. As the last part of our recent Diamond Wedding celebrations we are going on a holiday soon to Turkey. (We would have gone immediately afterwards but for certain matters which had to be settled.) I booked on line and found afterwards that I was expected not only to print our own tickets but also Vouchers to show at the hotel to prove our booking. Then came the flight vouchers plus transfer vouchers for the coaches to Hisaronu from the airport and the return journey two weeks later. We can also Check in on line (?) and print, if required, a beautifully illustrated page showing the entry to Manchester airport and where we are to go to the check in desks. Since I am quite familiar with said airport I saved the cost of paper and ink for that although no doubt it would be useful for others. I suppose even with these items some may not be sufficiently computer savvy to manage to print everything out. The attachments for the Vouchers wouldnt print directly so I had to save them to My Documents and print from there. Talk about D. I. Y. Ah well, no doubt its better than waiting for tickets through the post which can easily get lost. TC.
Quoting: John Richards ....he terrys away without a carey in the world.....! Look out John - Colin operates on a see all, hear all basis. TC.
Ive been wondering why you are going to Turkey for a holiday, Terry. Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
If a man, whose father is a Phoenix marksman, enjoys digging up tree stumps and playing the clarinet, and then goes to Israel to ransack a large coastal port, is he........ .......a Haifa looting rooting tooting son-of-gun from Arizona?
Quoting: john daly Thats good advice T.C. When in Turkey or Greece you happen to drop your Passport or Wallet, never mind just Keep Walking. J.R. mentioned about you being in a Turkish Nick...... I do think you would be safe. Ive been wondering how to take that! TC.
I've been wondering whether anyone on these forums finds Frankie Boyle funny. His forte as a self-confessed comedian is apparently to be contentious. In that he is in common with many other modern comics - using the word loosely in most cases - in that their acts mainly consist of swearing and insulting people. Last night while trying yet again to find something worth watching I came across said man - erm, sorry, person - rabbiting on with an audience apparently being highly amused by him. My viewing lasted no more than a minute or so as I turned the channel off in disgust at this so called joke:- This product placing is getting so bad it'll be in the evening news next: (Then came this mock news snippet.) A British soldier was killed in Afghanistan today after stepping on a land mine - "Serves you right you stupid b*st*rd - should have gone to SpecSavers." What was even worse to me was that the audience seemed to think that it was funny. I would love to see that man face to face and smack him right in his ugly mug. It leaves me wondering where and when will this type of thing go next or will we sometime see decent comedians take over and tell jokes instead of what we see and hear today. TC. Last edited by Terry Carey
He is a gross human being and there is nothing humerous about him...How the hell he has got a spot on television is way beyond me.....Cant stand him !!!!
Quoting: William (Brigham) Young "I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." Freedom of speech is very hard to understand on occasion, but a lot of people have died to protect that right. John Logie Baird also invented the "OFF" button. Hi William, This is the first time I have responded to one of your posts and appreciate your point. I think, however, all of the regular posters on this site know well enough the point you are making about free speech. There is, however, a difference between freedom and licence and the likes of Frankie Boyle have no conception of this vital difference. That one can say what one likes is fine and I support that to the limit but there are boundaries which no decent human being will cross. Anyone peddling the kind of utterances he comes out with is a prime example of someone with no decency. I am not sure whether or not you think that we are simply bigots or misguided or what. Neither can I understand your viewpoint or tell if you like him or not. In any case we do not need lecturing and we have been through this many times before with others who seem to feel that we need educating in some way. I am not seeking to fall out with you and hope you take my remarks in the spirit in which they are intended. If you do not then perhaps you will in turn respond to this post. I await your comments. Regards, Terry.
Quoting: William (Brigham) Young My reply was edited, de-worded or whatever is done to prevent different viewpoints New one on me! How so, William??
"It is by the goodness of God that in our country we those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them". Mark Twain Freedom of speech includes the freedom to offend people. One mans free speech is another mans blasphemy.
Ive been wondering if anyone else finds an octogenarian with long hair and funny teeth amusing?