I've been wondering!!!!
Quoting: Mike Pass Methinks you are the Happy Wanderer (o), innit! The idea of colanders is to wash the crap out of produce and away through the holes. Doesn't matter whether it is dry afterwards, or not. Damn! just remembered.....they don't have One Sheet (sp) or any other kitchen towel in Lancastershire yet! Mmmmm! I can see the holes in your argument from here!!!!! TC.
Ive been wondering who can say:- If a gumboil could boil oil then how much oil could a gumboil boil if a gumboil could boil oil? three times as quickly as possible without cocking it up. TC.
Quoting: John Richards I'll have a go Terry, time me. Ifagumboilcouldboiloilthenhowmuchoilcouldagumboilboil? Ifagumboilcouldboiloilthenhowmuchoilcouldagumboilboil? Ifagumboilcouldboiloilthenhowmuchoilcouldagumboilboil? pant pant Hows that? Sorry JR - that counts as a cockup. Youve missed the last few words which are if a gumboil could boil oil Erm - Ill be generous - 7/10 but no cigar! TC.
abarrel alwas used to be 44 gallons but things may have changed
Ive been wondering that too for years Don although it only seems like a few weeks!!!! Ive been wondering why what I once used to do all night now takes me all night to do once! TC.
Why does the average man grow an inch taller than his hair? I keep telling people I am not bald, its just that my hair is not tall enough, but they dont believe me!
Ive been wondering if its worth the effort of keeping slim. It looks like someone has stolen my skin and replaced it with crepe paper. TC.
Quoting: John Richards Have you thought of trying a different make-up Terry? Its not my face Im bothered about!!!!! Theres also the problem of what happened to my pectoral muscles. TC.
Quoting: Pamela Forbes Or maybe try a padded bra!! Thats the last thing I need. Now, if youre talking uplift! Even that might be a problem - Ive just shaved my chest! TC.
Ive been wondering about the direction this thread has been going but hey, its good fun anyway. Mmmm!!! Leg-waxing - not for me or back, crack and sack. Ooooer, no Missus; not on your Nelly! as Frankie Howard used to say. Ear piercings are the only ones I think ought to be done simply because ear lobes are basically bits of us hanging off the rest of our bodies. ...oooOOOooo... Ive told this before but what the heck Im going to tell it again. At the tender age of fifty I was made redundant and to cheer myself and family up took them off to Blackpool for the day. As we walked along the front I saw a sign which made me slightly reflective. I thought that all my life Id been a steady type, never kicked over the traces, typical of my age group I suppose. Drunk only twice and one of those times was Christmas Eve in Egypt in 1949. The sign in question was on a stand up board on the pavement. It bore the legend Ears pierced while you wait! That did it! I went in and five minutes and two pounds sterling lighter in my wallet came out with a stud in my left ear. Subsequently it was replaced with an ear ring which lasted a few years until when taking it out one day it fell apart into its two halves. I never replaced it even though my wife said she thinks I could still carry one off. Mmmmm! Maybe some day! TC.
What was their process for ear piercing if one could not wait????????
Quoting: Mike Pass What was their process for ear piercing if one could not wait???????? "'ear 'ear!' That was the first thought I had when I read that. If you didn't wait, where did you go? Was Van Gogh a previous customer, and did he leave his ear there while he studied donkeys on the beach? Last edited by Colin Hall
All I can say is if youre talking about me then youre leaving some other poor bugger alone!!! I dont know, Cuban heels, Grecian 2000, bras, KY Jelly AND Vaseline! Oooerrr Missus! Whos been talking? Ill get him at playtime, see if I dont! TC. Walks away singing softly I Went Back To The Wild Side of Life.
Ive been wondering if I was being confused with this chap - after all we do have the same initials:- TC.