I've been wondering!!!!
It's a mystery my love. The things that happen on here that shouldn't and the things that should but don't drives you mad at times. I would like to be able to dive back at times among the old threads but can't get it to work. Too many rehashes and too little attention to what we want. We still haven't got the last - often promised - revamp. Just a thought though, have you been going back among your saved threads even for a quick look? Just wondering of course.
Looks like the "Fantasy Club" on Bath Road Cheltenham will get permission to open for Nude Dancing just in time for the Festival Race Meeting next Week.
As i know you are well in on your home town turf perhaps you can get our Pensioners club a few Free tickets (About 80)
Have a word with my manager.
Sky say they will sit down (Behind a Screen)and discuss whether or not he is ready to return to work. Personally i don't think that he will take much persuading.
It seems that when Sky informed him that he was maybe to be Sacked He said "His Mouth went Dry"
Most Companies would have done just that but Sky are offering him counselling and going to ask him when he feels like coming back to work.
Have had an E mail today from Aisha Gaddaffi, the only biological daughter of the late Colonel Gaddafft who has got access to Twenty Seven and a Half Million U.S. Dollars and would lke me to become her Business Partner and because of the Asylum Situation invest it for her.
Do you know this scam has been going for close on sixty years? I remember a rep, when I was the Buyer at a firm in 1960 or so. saying that he had heard of someone who had had this approach. He said that he wished someone would ask him to help to move ten million quid out of Nigeria and give him a million for letting him use his bank account for a couple of days. He couldn't see a snag in it even when I said if it only takes a bank account over here they could just open one and channel the cash through it. Thats why the scam is still going - because there are people like that who are easily fooled.
Oddly enough I had one of the 'There is something wrong with your computer calls today'. I was ready to go out or I would have had a few minutes of fun taking the wotsit out of him.
M/s Gaddaffi is going to have to wait her turn as i also have a Nigerian Banker (?) who needs me to let me take care of his Funds using my Bank Account, and letting him have £10,000 just to cover his expenses.
Oh Lucky Me.
Have sent an E. mail to his Daughter Aisha Gaddaffi asking if i can have my £100,000 back but have had no reply,
Today I bought a packet of Condor tobacco, and splashed across the front was ........"SMOKING CAUSES THE RISK OF IMPOTENCE".
And there was silly old me thinking it was my age!
(anyhow, I only put my pipe in my mouth!)
Why is the third hand on a watch called 'the second hand' ?
How do you get off a non-stop flight ?
Why does Philip own so many screwdrivers ?
If you can't drink and drive, why do pubs have car parks ?
Why are 'piles' called 'haemorrhoids' instead of 'assteroids' ?
Last week my Daughter and her Husband went to see a "Neil Diamond show and said he was very good. There are many of them. Recently one in Cheltenham "Cher and share alike" which it seems she was also very good,
The latest down our way is "Peter Kay tribute night " £37.50, each.
Can't really imagine anyone doing Peters act quite so convincingly
When i met my Wife through a dating agency they said "This Girl dresses to kill, Now i find she Cooks the same way.
She joined the Army as a man, Captain Winterbourne and Actor Jake Grafe, born a Women insist they are just like any Couple. Captain Winterbourne said that the Wedding at Chelsea Town Hall was just like a Disney Movie. Mr. Graf said he always felt insecure about dating when she younger and now i am married to Hannah we are keen to have a family. (Think they might have to wait for three wise men from the East.)
I saw the pair on TV and they said they would start first by adopting kids. Like JD says otherwise they will have to hope for a visit from three blokes following a star.
As far as Sinatra is concerned he did have a beautiful light voice early on in his career but it went rough later to booze and fags. From a professional point of view he was a consummate performer and had a wonderful way of phrasing songs. Unfortunately this led to most other ballad singers following him note for note and gesture for gesture but did not make them as good - or as rich. Like most he hung on too long and lived on reputation for years. I will say that he was also a damn good actor. We all have our opinion and yours is as valid as anyone else's.
Why not go on stage as yourself ?
Look how successful Mike Yarwood was !
Today 12th May 1966 is the Anniverary of the S.S. Chuscal which was on it's way back to Avonmouth Bristol loaded with Oranges when in a storm it was hit by a 70 foot wave and five sailors were swept overboard. Such was the force of the Storm it was impossible to even try and go back and try to find them.
As this is comparitively recent Tragedy maybe there are Friends or Relatives out there. Just Google " S.S. Chuscal" and.see
The Lads lost were as Follows ......Wm. Leslie Harvey.....Alan.Robert Mclintock Moodie....... Adam Self........Michael Sydney Smyth......Robert Martin Wilcock.
After 51 years these Shipmates are to be laid to rest in the National Arboretum
Can you recognise this actor, pertinent to Forces Reunited ?