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Sense of Humour.

I am sure there are many ex. service personnel out there with a good sense of humour. At the moment in the Joke section there is myself and The right Honorable Thomas only posting. we seem to have lost Tony from Oz. so would be grateful for anything humorous. It does not have to just be a joke, any funny stories, fictional or real that has happened to you or perhaps someone you knew. Come on down.
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Bomber 17 March 2012 12:13
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You asked for it. Florence Ermintrude Maguire Had an old electric fire, Which, though respectable and neat gave out very little heat. Every time it pulled the trigger she popped in a fuse that was one size bigger and when the last one, so Im told blew too and left poor Florrie cold. Her boyfriend (one Augustus Quail.) said fuse it with a six inch nail. This Florrie did with fingers bare, and is alas, no longer there, for in a flash, this foolish miss was wafted to a place of bliss, where up on high with harp she sings resplendent with a pair of wings.
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Bomber 17 March 2012 12:19
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And again, The department requires no physical fitness programme Everyone gets enough exercise jumping to conclusions, flying off the handle, running down the boss, knifing friends in the back, dodging responsibility and pushing their luck.
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Bomber 17 March 2012 12:25
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And again The honey mooners arrive at the four star hotel, covered in confetti. "Aha" said the receptionist. "Youll be wanting the Bridal" "Oh no" blushed the new bride, "Ill just hang on to his ears till I get used to it".
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Bomber 17 March 2012 12:32
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and agin There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than Alzheimers research. This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recolection of what to do with them.
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Raymond Hall 17 March 2012 12:35
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sense of humour

if your not road minded dont read this! there was a young lady called brewster who thought a young man had seduced her but she woke up to find it was all in her mind it was a spring in the bed that had goosed her
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Thats the stuff Ray. Only thing is can you put them in the "Military Stories / Jokes section,(General)and all gags etc. are together.
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Bomber 17 March 2012 12:37
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and again Who are the most constipated men in the Old Testament? 1) Cain wasnt Abel. 2) Moses went up onto the mountain and took two tablets. 3) King David sat on the throne for forty years. 4) Solomon - neither heaven nor Earth could shift him. 5) Noah was at sea for forty days and forty nights and all he passed was water.
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