Do tell the tale
she even tried to boil an egg while it was still in the chicken and wonderd why it?
crikey mr forman that egg I had for lunch must have brought tears to the chickens eyes when she laid it,it was bigger than my?
........bigger than my gumboil I had last Michaelmas when I had to see the doctor for a cure which consisted of...........
hunting nessie, but that suits her fine,as she wants to treat the affected area asap,as she wants to?
a week next friday, as this is also the mc donalds annual salmon poaching contest and big jim fancies?
where he can relax, and enjoy, the delights of the benidorm palace vegas style night club unless his nurse/doctor finds out and?
....his upper lip which curls in disdain whenever he smells curry unless it is...........
ere luv, can you get hold of some chocolate flake? i was to bring desert for everybody and mine has?
......because I kept it in my microwave and forgot it was there. It was when I was making my porridge that I saw a strange brown stain spreading in my.....
the emporer of planet gorgon? must be something wrong here?he died in ad 1125, the strange accent sounds familiar [scouse if ime not mistaken] could it be that he has some develish plan for?
introduction of royal liverpool free state[lol] and the abolution of hub cap collecting, this would make big jim very happy because?
evening all "he said could you please direct me to lime st station,I have to sreak to maggi maggi may? about a missing hip replacement, but theve taken her away ! isaid she willnever walkdown lime st anymore well she wouldnt wouldshe with no?
after the last budget by that motley crew in londinium,send them down to the forest which I strode out of such a long time ago with only there?
she felt big jim move, "whereare you going" she said ime going for aleek he said these films from wales always make me feel homesick and loneley and I needsome TLC?
......I need some TLC but unfortunately the chemist misheard and gave her directions to the UCP which was doubly unfortunate because they had closed down some years before since tripe was now the prerogative of the Government and all future.......
all future rations would be issued by a new quango run by yet another sibling of Mustafa Phag, Mustafa Negg who was paid.........
who was paid gy the new idependant state of liverpool! to bring all his family and relations over as they promised to join the united scouse party, this will give them a large majority as there 178 of them! there must be a way of ?
there yuman rights, and wether or not the spare rooms,lounge kitchen,garden shed,attic, and under the stairs,are jampacked with hub caps,your guess is as good as?
......your guess is as good as a wet poultice on a hyenas backside when its playing chess with a lion who doesnt know the rules and is about to.....
he then planned to return to the indipendant state of liverool so that he can organise a bloodless coup and?
Quoting: Ray McWilliams ....take over as the new manager of Liverpool FC so that....? they can have something to cheer about, instead of wondering who keeps nicking there ?