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{{forumThread.upVotes}} Created by Coldm Guards/Rmp 25 January 2012 19:35 489 views Link  
Coldm Guards/Rmp 25 January 2012 19:35
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Always choose a memorable password! > > A lady helps her man to set up a new computer. > > Once it is completed, she tells him to select a password, a word that hell > always remember. > > He looks at his wife and with a macho gesture and a wink in his eye, > he types "p====". > > As he hits "enter" to validate the selection, his wife collapses with > laughter. > > The computer had replied: TOO SHORT- ACCESS DENIED! > -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nude Runner A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husbands car pull into the driveway. Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husbands home early! I cant jump out the window. Its raining out there! If my husband catches us in here, hell kill us both! she replied. Hes got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems! So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window! As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the towns annual marathon, so he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them. Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could. After a little while a small group of runners who had been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer. Do you always run in the nude? one asked. Oh yes! he replied, gasping in air. It feels so wonderfully free! Another runner moved a long side. Do you always run carrying your clothes with you under your arm? Oh, yes our friend answered breathlessly. That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home! Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and asked, Do you always wear a condom when you run? Nope...just when its raining.
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