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      Scissors are the biggest cause of Hair loss in the U.K.


    Towels are the biggest cause of dry skin in the U.K.
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I bought a guard dog this week and he is really good, I have’nt been able to get inside the house for 3 days.


Sioux warrior go into Tattoo parlour, " Do Indian brave on arm" The man says O.K. sit down.
After a while The warrior says "You put Indian with Tomahawk in Hand also"  The tattooist says  "Yes, no problem, i have nearly finished the Turban."
       
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Just got news that our Holiday home in Greece has been burgled. It seems they have just  taken 10,000 euros out of the safe in  the bedroom  so luckily nothing of value has been stolen.
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I was sat watching TV. when the door opened and in came the wife, before i knew what was happening a warm body was on my knee, a wet full on lips kiss and
hot tongue down my throat.    Like any red blooded male I did the only thing possible......









Get that Bloody dog off me and keep him outside
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