Ray McWilliams
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Quoting: John Patrick Eugene Howarth
Oh mister fisherman how do you do have you a lobster I can buy from you!!!!!!!
The Lobster Song.
’Good Morning Mr Fisherman,’
"Good Morning", says he.
’Have you a lobster,
I can have for tea.’
Well yes sir, yes sir I have two,
And the biggest of the bastards I will sell to you.
Singing Roll Tiddly Oh,
Sh*t or bust,
Never let your bollocks,
Dangle in the dust.
I got the lobster home, I couldn’t find a dish,
So I put it in the pot where the Missus has a p*ss.
Early next morning, the old woman rose,
Up went her nightie and she let the waters flow.
At first she gave a scream, and then she gave a grunt,
And she leapt around the room with a lobster on her c**t.
I grabbed the poker, she grabbed the broom,
We chased that bloody lobster all around the room.
I hit it in the back. I hit it in the side,
Hit it in the bollocks until the bastard died.
The moral of the story, the moral is this,
Always have a shuftie before you have a p*ss.
This is my story, I’ll tell you no more,
There’s an apple up my bumhole and you can have the core....
It passed the censor!!
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